February 2012
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Sometimes I get worried my mom is confronting me...
“What is that?” - my mom
“Ice cream. It has whiskey in it!” - me, really excited
(a beat)
“I’m worried about you” - my mom
(my face drops)
“Are you really?” - me
“hahahaha no” - my mom
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Mysterious things
“Why do you always fall in love with psychopaths?” - someone who is very astute
“I DON’T KNOW!” - this lady
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You want to know how long it just took me to drunk get ready for bed?
I just stuck my head through every hole BUT the head hole of this t-shirt for like 10 full minutes. What is wrong with me?
Anonymous asked: My life is pretty good. Getting things done, setting up a schedule to force myself to be productive, trying to find more good books and music and movies to digest. What about your life?
Anonymous asked: It's me! The one anon who only talks to you when you're sloshed and also occasionally throws you a kindahearted message.
I mean, I’m drunk but also, but also, here is the thing. People have been asking me for love advice and I am not qualified AT ALL to give love advice. Like, as far as I’m concerned love is just some obscure concept that doesn’t even exist.
So my love advice is mostly along the lines of “don’t hate yourself so much” because that’s what I feel is most...
I’m really drunk.
This is here if you want.
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My biggest crush
So instead of working on a script like I should be doing right now (duh) I’m instead sitting here stressing out about something that doesn’t even matter at all (duh).
In middle school I had the biggest crush in the entire world on my best friend (I feel the need to change his name which is stupid because if he ever read this it would be totally obvious I was writing about him, but...
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“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via drinkyourjuice)
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Hey so in high school I would always dye my hair crazy colors and I used to do this thing all the time where I would bleach the tips of my hair and dye it like, whatever, purple, red, blue, green, whatever.
SO since I need a haircut so bad anyway I was thinking about bleaching the tips of my hair and dying them blue or lilac or something again just for fun.
What do you think, yes, no? Bad...
Anonymous asked: How old are you?
Anonymous asked: Is your icon photo recent?
randuisadolphin asked: you're cute
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what even is anything?
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