January 2012
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Today, while New Year's Eve, is also the one year...
The only reason I really know this is because meganbytheminute was here for New Year’s Eve last year (as she also is right now actually, sleeping in my bed right next to me) and she forced me to get a tumblr. I mentioned this to her earlier and she said “you’re welcome”.
So yeah, thanks Megan. And also thanks to you guys for following me and junk, I guess you’re...
December 2011
I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.
Because if you are making...
– Neil Gaiman (via drinkyourjuice)
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I am anxiously awaiting the arrival of meganbytheminute
Be here now, damnit.
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bonniegivemestrength replied to your post: Hey so to anyone who is interested, sockdreams.com…
Sock Dreams is in PORTLAND! I know people who have spent more there than on college.
uh yeah…I’m getting there. Well, not really. I mean…I did order four pairs of socks and a pair of suspenders in the last month alone buuuut whatever. Socks are a necessity, right? Right.
Anonymous asked: That was bad phrasing on my part. I meant it as in those socks are a very classy type of sexy. So being 'professional' meant I wasn't being some perv, I just genuinely think you'd look amazing in them.
Anonymous asked: In a completely professional way, I'd love to see you in some thigh high socks.
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Hey so to anyone who is interested, sockdreams.com is having a 20% end of year sale and I just ordered another pair of thigh high socks and a pair of suspenders.
Their socks are pretty great and warm and awesome so if you need some, do it up.
The code is goodbye2011 and they also have free shipping in the US.
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But whyyyyyyyy can’t I be River Song?
alcohol-induced playlist
– (via hello-lilly)
Thank you, you are a wonderful, beautiful creature.
mrsspaceman asked: that only took about 5,000 years to figure out. it should work if you click on the source.
ryantillman asked: Maybe I can make something... Let me see if I can shake something up.
mrsspaceman asked: what do you want to listen to?
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My sister said she wanted to hang out with me but then she bailed to go to sleep like a total jerk so now I’m alone and bored and there was some gin involved?
So like, recommend some music to me or tell me a secret or draw me a picture of your favorite Shakespeare play or I don’t know internet, do some special internet magic.
Cool? Cool.
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An actual text conversation between my sister and...
Megan: Let's drink when I get home from drinking
Me: Can I pre-nap?
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Full disclosure: I ordered that coat but I have every intention of returning it.
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There’s this big faux fur coat that I love and it just went on sale from $150 to $73 but
I don’t know if I can pull off a faux fur coat? I’ve never tried before.
I don’t really have $73 to spend on a faux fur coat
but…..I really want it.
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There’s something magical about this. I’m not sure if it’s just a good song, or if old fucks dancing in a music video that looks like it was made by Tim and Eric is one of my soft spots. Maybe it’s the musician in me appreciating a female bassist. I don’t see that often. More women need to be famous musicians and playing something other than the piano and violin. I need more female...
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Let’s live together. You can always find me dancing in the kitchen.
And burning my wrist on the oven. With the oven? In the oven? Can I get some oven grammar over here? Whoa, definitely not in the oven. (I’m narrowly avoiding a bad Sylvia Plath joke)
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Drinking champagne sangria with momz and Winslow
Mom: I can't be drunk when your father gets home
Me: Why?
Mom: Because, he'll be like, "what do you do, just stay home all day and drink when you're not at work?"
Me: So? Why do you care what he thinks?
Mom: When you have a husband you'll care what he thinks
Me: hahahahahahahaha no
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When they made love that day it was one step closer to making sense and she brought them some wine afterward and they sat and watched the sunset through the green curtains, naked, with deep-bellied glasses of wine. The green darkened into black. He let his hand trace each of her vertebrae and she did not say, That tickles, stop, like he throught she might. She just looked out the muted curtain...
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Trying to find a specific book in my room is a nightmare.
My bookshelves used to have some sort of element of organized chaos to them but now it’s pretty much just chaos and piles and piles of books everywhere. Remember when I was supposed to fix that like a year ago? Yeah, I never did. And of course it only got worse with my constant acquiring of more books.
BUT THERE IS AN AIMEE BENDER...
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This wine turns my lips the prettiest color. What the fuuuuuck, why can’t I just get a lipstick in this damn shade?