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Text conversation with my sister:
Megan: OMG NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON IS THE COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER!!! I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I’VE EVER GOTTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT???
Megan: I KNOW RIGHT
Me: Wait, like this is for real serious? Because I’m going to FREAK OUT
Megan: YES IT’S REAL
Me: IAMDYING IAMDEAD OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Megan: ME TOOOOO OMG I HOPE WE CAN MEET HIM. OMG...
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I am FREAKING OUT right now
megodactyl:
I just found out that Neil deGrasse Tyson is going to be the commencement speaker at my graduation.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, she just texted me about this and I almost threw my phone across the room. THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER. I mean, I was excited to go to my sister’s graduation already but now I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT.
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Got up early to sit on my computer and refresh Aziz’s Ansari’s tour dates page until the presale started at 10am. By 10:01am I had tickets in my cart and had just entered my credit card information. The page loaded for a minute and then a message popped up that was like, “lol nevermind sold out”
Sad.
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“The first draft of anything is shit.”
– Ernest Hemingway. (via thewritersaddress)
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New Julia Nunes album is streaming! →
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Watching the Oscars with my momz
Me: Where’s Ryan Gosling, is he there?
Mom: I don’t know, I forgot to ask him if he was going the last time I saw him
Me: You mean when he was leaving my bedroom this morning?
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I'm a disappointment
Mom: What are you going to drink?
Me: (some sort of grunt noise)
Mom: Oh are you not drinking tonight? Too much already this weekend?
Me: Yeah…I dunno…I was thinking about not drinking
And then I swear I heard her call me a pussy under her breath.
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I woke up feeling really awful, because of lots of things, most of them having to do with last night’s drunkenness and the resulting bad decisions.
But then I opened up all of my blinds and it’s so sunny and I put on some fucking great music and danced around in my underwear which totally accidently matches my new seafoam green hair.
So like, the lesson here is that it’s okay...
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I was lying on my back in bed and Pixel climbed up onto my chest (as he often does) and his face was a few inches from my face and then he put his paw on my cheek and fell asleep that way.
It was so romantic.
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I read out loud to myself all the time, all the time.
I just like it a lot. I feel like there’s something really special about words on a page that become words in someone’s mouth and then words in the air and vibrations and sounds and I dunno, whether someone else is in the room or not it still feels important and like it was heard and acknowledged and it meant something.
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“I saw a lovely analogy recently. Somebody said that writers are like otters. And...”
– Neil Gaiman (via writersrelief)