I mean, I’m drunk but also, but also, here is the thing. People have been asking me for love advice and I am not qualified AT ALL to give love advice. Like, as far as I’m concerned love is just some obscure concept that doesn’t even exist. 

So my love advice is mostly along the lines of “don’t hate yourself so much” because that’s what I feel is most important but also it’s like the fucking hardest thing to grasp ever. “Wait what? I’m not supposed to hate myself all of the time always?”

NO! YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME AND BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL AND FUCK ANYONE WHO MAKES YOU FEEL OTHERWISE. Seriously, if anyone makes you feel anything different tell them to fuck off because they do not deserve to be in your presence. I’m dead serious. You’ll probably find yourself alone drinking wine out of a teacup at 2:50am on a Tuesday but whatever.